Bloopers

God has made me laugh, and all whohear will laugh with me. ( Genesis 21:6 *NKJV )

It is said that laughter is the best medicine. So todaywe shall share a laugh or two, for after all, our Heavenly Fatherhas a sense of humor and; He who sits in the Heavensshall laugh. ( Psalms 2:4 )

So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the Bloopers actually found in Church Bulletins!

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Evening massage - 6 p.m.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The Rev. Meriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.


Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? With hymns from a full choir.

Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

The 2003 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10th and 11th.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

*8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

I hope that you have enjoyed these as much asI did! Therefore may you have a" joyful" weekend, and may ifbe filled with laughter as well. After all, it is said, smile and theWorld smiles with you, frown and you frown alone. Amen.

All My Love & Prayers, Pastor Allen