Kanye West

Is anyone else super annoyed with this cat but still finds themselves humming his songs?

The Hunt

Have you ever wanted to see something so bad you would give your left pinkie finger to see it? I have one of those things. This is where I must warn the reader that this is going to be inappropriate. I want to see an uncircumcised penis. Sorry Mom.

A friend of mine said it's like a flower that blooms. It still works the same. I imagine it to be something like the scene in Alien where the monster comes out of the chick's chest. I also must mention that Google Images is no help to me.

My husband is okay with my quest. Sometimes I even get mad at him for being circumcised. When asked about this nonchalant attitude toward my penis hunt, Mark said, "I just want her to see one so she will just shut up about it." Ah, I love that man....Alien wiener or not....

So here I am, on my hunt. An explorer, per say. One night, I was at a co-worker's housewarming party. I was discussing my current *cough* ...quest. I turned to one of the uncomfortable guys in the room. I proceeded to ask if he was circumcised. After recovering from the shock of my question, he unfortunately informed me he was snipped. Disappointed, I asked each of the men at the party the condition of his....member. All were circumcised. I thought it was absolutely hilarious to get a rise out of each individual.

...Is that an appropriate use of "rise"? ....haha* Anyways...


Later that week, a group of us were at a local bar. Determined, I was still on my hunt. I was with some of the same co-workers who saw my previous tangent at the housewarming party. I still thought I was being hilarious.

One of my guy friends from work was with us. I texted him the question. "Are you circumcised?" When he got the message, he got all embarrassed and looked at me. "Why do you want to know? Oh, now everyone is going to know...." As he texted me back.

Do you see where this is going? OMG NOOOOOOOO.....Yes! He answered.....NO

OMG
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Now it wasn't funny to me. --just awkward. But you know me, when everyone else thinks it is hilarious or awesome or both, I.just.can't.stop....

"What would it take for me to see that bad boy?"
"Haha!" He said, "A lot of liqour...."

After ordering shots of tequila, he kept his pants on.

Now I feel really bad for "outing" my co-worker and his weird winkie. But I can't help but wonder....What is hiding under those Dockers?

What if No One Knew?

August 3, 2009

What if No One Knew?

Glynnis Whitwer

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"By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another."John 13:35 (NIV)

Devotion:

This past summer, I had the incredible opportunity to chaperone my son's high school trip to Europe. Although my purpose in going was to invest in my son and be with him before time forever changes our life together, God had a few lessons tucked in surprising places for me.

One such place was Germany. In our short time there, we celebrated the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall by painting a section of wall that will be ceremoniously knocked down in November. We were thrilled to help remember the freedom of so many.

In spite of all the freedom enjoyed in the last 20 years by Berliners, our tour guide told us that Germany school children are not allowed to wear or bring to school any "religious" symbols. For Christians, that means no jewelry, clothing or books that would reveal their faith.

Upon returning home, I tried to confirm his statement. Although I couldn't, it challenged me to think how I would share my faith if I couldn't tell anyone through words or symbols. My thoughts immediately turned to all the followers of Jesus throughout the ages who couldn't share their faith openly. Although we might believe we need political freedom to share our faith, history shows us we don't.

In many instances, Christianity thrives under persecution because God's freedom shines even brighter in comparison. Believers don't need symbols to share their faith, they do so with their lives. Imagine living or working in a place where you couldn't say the name of Jesus out loud? How would people know?

As I read the New Testament, I see pictures of Christians who lived in such a way that their lives drew people to them and reflected the loving God they served. Here are just a few of the ways early Christians shared their faith without words:.

Going where others would not go. .

Giving generously to those in need..

Taking care of each other..

Forgiving great wrongs done to them..

Showing hospitality to strangers.

This is just a short list of the many ways Christians "witnessed" to others. The Bible is full of examples of how God-followers told the story of their faith without using symbols or words. World history tells the same story. And I know there are believers in the world today facing life-threatening persecution.

It's prompted me to really consider what "rights" I need in order to spread the Good News of our Savior. Do I really need a government that guarantees my religious freedom? I like that, and want that, but is it needed? Based on the stories of the heroes of our faith - yesterday and today - maybe what I really need is a life that tells about my God louder than any words.

Whether or not you live in a country that affords religious freedom, what are you doing to share your faith with others?

Dear Lord, today I pray for my brothers and sisters who are living under persecution for their faith today. Lord, be their peace, hope and freedom. Please help me to live a life that reflects who You really are. I long for others to know You and love You. Thank You for Your faithfulness to me in all things. In Jesus' Name, Amen.