So Mark and I went on a date tonight! How romantic, right? .....ummmmmm....... Let's see......
We went to Olive Garden because we didn't have much time before our movie started. We thought we could get in and out of there pretty quickly. After a thirty minute wait (Grrrr) and two beers, Mark and I were seated. I consumed as much salad as I could while my husband scarfed an appetizer. Then we headed to the movie.......
Mark had the day off today, so he had the time to buy our movie tickets in advance. Thank goodness because we were able to just walk right on past the crowd that was OUT THE DOOR and head right to the theater.
This is where I have to pause to tell a nice little story. LOL.... When we were at Olive Garden, I bought Mark and I a beer. It was a little gift from my personal account because the type of beer is special. Peroni. It is from Italy. And it is the beer we drank when we were in Paris. France.... haha* I am aware that we should have drank French wine... but I think Mom consumed enough of that for all of us... haha* Either way, I thought it would be nice to buy each of us a Peroni so we could think about our honeymoon... ((And enjoy some amazing booze))....
I tell that story because neither of us got carded.... Mark later told me that no one who is a minor orders an Italian beer. It would be a Keystone or Coors Light all night. I agreed. Then Mark told me how he got carded when he bought our movie tickets in advance. Apparently, you had to be over 21 in order to buy more than one in advance.
Which brings me to my next point.... I'm not sure what kind of parents Mark and I are going to make. I hope that we make good decisions and don't jack our offspring up. Too much. I also hope that we aren't ANYTHING like the mom we saw tonight at the movie theater....
We went to see MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D...... This movie is intense and gory (we'll get to that later) and nasty. And this crackhead of a woman who calls herself a MOM brought her two LITTLE BOYS with her to watch the movie! No joke these kids were seven or eight years old! The movie was about this coal miner gone psycho who goes on a disgusting killing spree with an ax-thingy. I wanted to poke one through this chick's left eyeball.
Let me just say that I'm really not a big fan of scary movies. Take me to a comedy all day long. I'm just not really into seeing all kinds of blood and guts and gore.... and naked chicks..... (I digress....) WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH NAKED CHICKS IN SCARY MOVIES, HUH!??!!?.... sorry.... The fact that this bad boy was in 3D just made me poop in my pants even more. Yikes. I was scared even when the previews were playing. I knew I was going to see some crazy stuff.....
I will only tell of one part of the movie.... The killer stabs one of the victims up through the throat with the ax thingy..... (Picture the curve of this weapon going through the throat and up through the mouth.) The killer removes the weapon by pulling the ax toward him.... essentially ripping off the victim's jaw.... and THROWING IT AT THE AUDIENCE!!! AACCKK!!! That was definitely one of those points where I flinched... I'll admit it... :D
Overall, it was a good movie, yummy food and a great date night with my favorite husband in the world. :D
One last thing..... at the end of the movie, the Mom behind us made sure her seven year old boys had their hats on before they went outside in the freezing cold. She was worried that they would be too chilly outside. Now, what the hell kind of irony is that?
Friday, January 16, 2009
I got identity thefted!

I cannot believe it! This is crazy! Paypal contacted my parents earlier this week to have me call them. I immediately czeched my PayPal account before calling them only to find out there were TRANSACTIONS THAT WENT THROUGH!
This is a problem because I HAVEN’T USED PAYPAL SINCE 2004!!! AGGGHHHH! WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?! I called PayPal and found out the reason they called was for a delinquent account amount. I had a negative balance on my Paypal account THANK GOD because I had closed the bank account the Paypal account was linked to earlier this month! HOLY MOLY! How lucky is that!??!
The unfortunate thing is that I was legitimately identity thefted. But the fortunate thing is the bitches didn’t get anything. Sorry for cursing, Mom, but I think it is appropriate, given the fact that I was nearly stolen from.
I hope they find the little scumbags who did this. And I want to make sure to get the word out to be careful with all the stuff you put online. If Paypal hadn’t contacted me, I would have NO IDEA that this happened…. Although… If I hadn’t had a PayPal account, this…. Would….have….never….happened…… hmmmmmm……
This is a problem because I HAVEN’T USED PAYPAL SINCE 2004!!! AGGGHHHH! WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?! I called PayPal and found out the reason they called was for a delinquent account amount. I had a negative balance on my Paypal account THANK GOD because I had closed the bank account the Paypal account was linked to earlier this month! HOLY MOLY! How lucky is that!??!
The unfortunate thing is that I was legitimately identity thefted. But the fortunate thing is the bitches didn’t get anything. Sorry for cursing, Mom, but I think it is appropriate, given the fact that I was nearly stolen from.
I hope they find the little scumbags who did this. And I want to make sure to get the word out to be careful with all the stuff you put online. If Paypal hadn’t contacted me, I would have NO IDEA that this happened…. Although… If I hadn’t had a PayPal account, this…. Would….have….never….happened…… hmmmmmm……
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Oh yeah
That damn three muskateers bar is still in the freezer... we are going to see if we can wait until the day we leave for Florida to eat it... grrrrrrrrr........
Brrrrr.....
Why the heck is it so darn cold? And why the heck don't I live on a beach? I would venture to say I wouldn't even need a house..... or shoes... mmmm.... the beach...... I'm going to turn my thermastat to 90 tonight and pour sand on the living room floor... Instead of going to the beach this weekend, the beach will come to me.... Party at my house tomorrow! :D Bring Sunscreen!
Quotes 15
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
-Frank Outlaw
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
-Frank Outlaw
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Quotes 14
If you want your children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. –Abigail Van Buren
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of his time each day. –M. Grundler
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of his time each day. –M. Grundler
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Quotes 13
Find Some Peace Of Mind:
Duke University did a study on “peace of mind.” Factors found to contribute greatly to emotional and mental stability are:
The absence of suspicion and resentment. Nursing a grudge was a major factor in unhappiness.
Not living in the past. An unwholesome preoccupation with old mistakes and failures leads to depression.
Not wasting time and energy fighting conditions you cannot change. Cooperate with life, instead of trying to run away from it.
Forcing yourself to stay involved with the living world. Resist the temptation to withdraw and become reclusive during periods of emotional stress.
Refusing to indulge in self-pit when life hands you a raw deal. Accept the fact that nobody gets through life without some sorrow and misfortune. Cultivate the old-fashioned virtues- love, humor, compassion, and loyalty.
Not expecting too much of yourself. When there is too wide a gap between self-expectation and your ability to meet the goals you have set, feelings of inadequacy are inevitable.
Finding something bigger than yourself to believe in. Sedlf-centered, egotistical people score lowest in any test for measuring happiness.
Of course these principles lead to peace of mind! The Bible has expounded these truths for many years, even if the researchers at Duke thought they had come up with something new. Here are verses reflecting the gist of each point above.
Suspicion and Resentment: Colossians 3:13
Not living in the past: Philippians 3:13
Fighting Conditions you cannot change: Philippians 4:11
Staying involved in the world: Mark 16:15
Refusing to indulge in self pity: James 5:10-11
Not expecting too much of yourself: Romans 12:3
Finding something bigger than yourself to believe in: John 14:1
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Duke University did a study on “peace of mind.” Factors found to contribute greatly to emotional and mental stability are:
The absence of suspicion and resentment. Nursing a grudge was a major factor in unhappiness.
Not living in the past. An unwholesome preoccupation with old mistakes and failures leads to depression.
Not wasting time and energy fighting conditions you cannot change. Cooperate with life, instead of trying to run away from it.
Forcing yourself to stay involved with the living world. Resist the temptation to withdraw and become reclusive during periods of emotional stress.
Refusing to indulge in self-pit when life hands you a raw deal. Accept the fact that nobody gets through life without some sorrow and misfortune. Cultivate the old-fashioned virtues- love, humor, compassion, and loyalty.
Not expecting too much of yourself. When there is too wide a gap between self-expectation and your ability to meet the goals you have set, feelings of inadequacy are inevitable.
Finding something bigger than yourself to believe in. Sedlf-centered, egotistical people score lowest in any test for measuring happiness.
Of course these principles lead to peace of mind! The Bible has expounded these truths for many years, even if the researchers at Duke thought they had come up with something new. Here are verses reflecting the gist of each point above.
Suspicion and Resentment: Colossians 3:13
Not living in the past: Philippians 3:13
Fighting Conditions you cannot change: Philippians 4:11
Staying involved in the world: Mark 16:15
Refusing to indulge in self pity: James 5:10-11
Not expecting too much of yourself: Romans 12:3
Finding something bigger than yourself to believe in: John 14:1
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Quotes 12
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement. –Ann Landers
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Eat Right:
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Apparently speaking English is what kills you.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Eat Right:
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Apparently speaking English is what kills you.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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Mark and I leave for Florida the first week of March…. Here’s an update on our workout regimen….
So the working out thing has been going well. Mark and I have started doing 8 minute abs, buns, legs, arms, and stretch every night. And that means the last two nights. two for two! 100% ! lol.... Hopefully we can keep it up... :D
The diet is going well. My husband [who was off all day today] put the CHUCK ROAST in the croc pot for dinner about 3:30 this afternoon. Needless to say it wasn't ready when I was home from work at 5:30... :) We opted for grilled cheese and tuna salad. mmmmm.....
He proceeded to tell me that today he went to the fridge for a snack... The other day at work he got a 3 Muskateers Bar... apparently they give them out like gold stars... anyways... he said he salivated over the candy bar.... then opted for TWO HARD BOILED EGGS! What a trade off! haha* And what a good [cranky] husband I have...
Oh well.. March is so close we can taste it.... but for now, we'll taste tuna salad.........
So the working out thing has been going well. Mark and I have started doing 8 minute abs, buns, legs, arms, and stretch every night. And that means the last two nights. two for two! 100% ! lol.... Hopefully we can keep it up... :D
The diet is going well. My husband [who was off all day today] put the CHUCK ROAST in the croc pot for dinner about 3:30 this afternoon. Needless to say it wasn't ready when I was home from work at 5:30... :) We opted for grilled cheese and tuna salad. mmmmm.....
He proceeded to tell me that today he went to the fridge for a snack... The other day at work he got a 3 Muskateers Bar... apparently they give them out like gold stars... anyways... he said he salivated over the candy bar.... then opted for TWO HARD BOILED EGGS! What a trade off! haha* And what a good [cranky] husband I have...
Oh well.. March is so close we can taste it.... but for now, we'll taste tuna salad.........
The Power of Music
MmmmmmmMmmmm.. I loooooove Christian Music.....
but....
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I despise staying at work until 10:00 one night, then midnight the next, then nine the next......
But I loooooooooove to listen to music to take me out of the setting by listening to music while I work.....
The situation above happened last week. I was stressed and cranky about my situation. And I turned up my music and tuned everything out.....
Then these two songs came on:
Michael W. Smith "Draw Me Close To You"
Draw me close to you
Never let me go
I lay it all down again
To hear you say that I'm your friend
You are my desire
No one else will do
Cause nothing else can take your place
To feel the warmth of your embrace
Help me find the way
Bring me back to you
You're all I want
You're all I've ever needed
You're all I want
Help me know you are near
And....
Better Days
Artist:Robbie Seay Band
First of all thanks for listening to our song
We hope this finds you driving in your car
or where ever you are breathe out and breath again
know that life is hard, but its worth breathing,
listen to me now for love, oh love,
It's waiting for you just to say
Chorus:
here come better days
here come better days
better days, and a better place I know.
Secondly I'm all messed up so royally
I stumbled my way here, but wait, oh wait
grace has found meshaken up my soul,
grace will follow where ever you will go,
listen to me now grace, oh grace,
is calling for you just to say
here come better days
here come better days,
better days, and a better place I know.
Green grass and I'm laying in the sunlight of you,
the wind is moving through the trees blustering you,
and the better days you bring,the better places found,
feasting at your table I'm overwhelmed,
and I lift my glass drink tothoes who never gave up,
clouds pass fading into memories gone,
and all I know for life is life and love and peace,
what else could there be?here come better days,
oh here come better days,
better days, and a better place I know
Mmmmmmmmm.... Yep... Here they come.... :D
but....
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I despise staying at work until 10:00 one night, then midnight the next, then nine the next......
But I loooooooooove to listen to music to take me out of the setting by listening to music while I work.....
The situation above happened last week. I was stressed and cranky about my situation. And I turned up my music and tuned everything out.....
Then these two songs came on:
Michael W. Smith "Draw Me Close To You"
Draw me close to you
Never let me go
I lay it all down again
To hear you say that I'm your friend
You are my desire
No one else will do
Cause nothing else can take your place
To feel the warmth of your embrace
Help me find the way
Bring me back to you
You're all I want
You're all I've ever needed
You're all I want
Help me know you are near
And....
Better Days
Artist:Robbie Seay Band
First of all thanks for listening to our song
We hope this finds you driving in your car
or where ever you are breathe out and breath again
know that life is hard, but its worth breathing,
listen to me now for love, oh love,
It's waiting for you just to say
Chorus:
here come better days
here come better days
better days, and a better place I know.
Secondly I'm all messed up so royally
I stumbled my way here, but wait, oh wait
grace has found meshaken up my soul,
grace will follow where ever you will go,
listen to me now grace, oh grace,
is calling for you just to say
here come better days
here come better days,
better days, and a better place I know.
Green grass and I'm laying in the sunlight of you,
the wind is moving through the trees blustering you,
and the better days you bring,the better places found,
feasting at your table I'm overwhelmed,
and I lift my glass drink tothoes who never gave up,
clouds pass fading into memories gone,
and all I know for life is life and love and peace,
what else could there be?here come better days,
oh here come better days,
better days, and a better place I know
Mmmmmmmmm.... Yep... Here they come.... :D
Quotes 11
Make it great with your mate!
¨ End an argument fast. Seal it with a kiss.
¨ Make each day special in some way.
¨ When you quarrel, don’t call home to Mother.
¨ Enjoy laughter with your husband.
¨ Don’t make him your entire life; that drains a marriage.
¨ Never laugh at your husband’s dreams.
¨ Teach your husband the art of cuddling.
¨ Hold hands often.
¨ Plan outings for just the two of you.
¨ Never put him down in front of someone.
¨ Learn to keep a private talk private.
¨ Be a patient listener. What he has to say is important, too.
¨ Plan time with other couples your age.
¨ Be happy by making the most of what you have.
¨ Never let a day go by without saying, “I love you.”
¨ Keep yourself looking pretty.
¨ Use his favorite perfume.
¨ Hold hands during a movie.
¨ Marriage is work, but work can bring extreme pleasure.
¨ Always keep your bedroom fresh, neat, and inviting.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
¨ End an argument fast. Seal it with a kiss.
¨ Make each day special in some way.
¨ When you quarrel, don’t call home to Mother.
¨ Enjoy laughter with your husband.
¨ Don’t make him your entire life; that drains a marriage.
¨ Never laugh at your husband’s dreams.
¨ Teach your husband the art of cuddling.
¨ Hold hands often.
¨ Plan outings for just the two of you.
¨ Never put him down in front of someone.
¨ Learn to keep a private talk private.
¨ Be a patient listener. What he has to say is important, too.
¨ Plan time with other couples your age.
¨ Be happy by making the most of what you have.
¨ Never let a day go by without saying, “I love you.”
¨ Keep yourself looking pretty.
¨ Use his favorite perfume.
¨ Hold hands during a movie.
¨ Marriage is work, but work can bring extreme pleasure.
¨ Always keep your bedroom fresh, neat, and inviting.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Quotes 10
God’s Garden:
Plant three rows of squash:
1. Squash gossip.
2. Squash criticism.
3. Squash indifference.
Plant seven rows of peas:
1. Prayer
2. Promptness
3. Perseverance
4. Politeness
5. Preparedness
6. Purity
7. Patience
Plant seven heads of lettuce:
1. Let us be unselfish and loyal.
2. Let us be faithful to duty.
3. Let us search the scriptures.
4. Let us not be weary in well doing.
5. Let us be obedient in all things.
6. Let us be truthful.
7. Let us love one another.
No garden is complete without turnips:
1. Turn up for church.
2. Turn up for meetings, in prayer, and Bible study.
3. Turn up with a smile, even when things are difficult.
4. Turn up with determination to do your best in God’s service for Jesus Christ (2 Peter 3:18). And may you reap rich results.
Make sure your garden gets plenty of exposure to THE SON!
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Plant three rows of squash:
1. Squash gossip.
2. Squash criticism.
3. Squash indifference.
Plant seven rows of peas:
1. Prayer
2. Promptness
3. Perseverance
4. Politeness
5. Preparedness
6. Purity
7. Patience
Plant seven heads of lettuce:
1. Let us be unselfish and loyal.
2. Let us be faithful to duty.
3. Let us search the scriptures.
4. Let us not be weary in well doing.
5. Let us be obedient in all things.
6. Let us be truthful.
7. Let us love one another.
No garden is complete without turnips:
1. Turn up for church.
2. Turn up for meetings, in prayer, and Bible study.
3. Turn up with a smile, even when things are difficult.
4. Turn up with determination to do your best in God’s service for Jesus Christ (2 Peter 3:18). And may you reap rich results.
Make sure your garden gets plenty of exposure to THE SON!
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Tony Dungy Retires
It's been all over the news today. Tony retired from the Colts. He is such a great guy. He has done so much for Indianapolis and Indiana in general. Enjoy your retirement, Tony!
Quotes 9
Positive reinforcement is hugging your husband when he does a load of laundry. Negative reinforcement is telling him he used too much detergent. –Dr. Joyce Brothers
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it. –Albert Smith
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it. –Albert Smith
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Quotes 8
Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thought bear bad fruit- and man is his own gardener.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Do not do what you would undo if caught. –Lean Arendt
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Do not do what you would undo if caught. –Lean Arendt
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
HUH?
This is the part where I vent… You might think the last post was venting… nope.. this one is….
Where do I begin? New Years is quite possibly the most over-rated holiday EVER! LAME!! I was looking at my external hard drive the other day and ran across a video from New Years 2008. I was super excited to watch it. It was literally twenty seconds long. It consisted of a ten second countdown followed by ten seconds of everyone saying cheers with their drinks, drinking, wooting, then making out. L.A.M.E.
This New Years, I did the same video. I watched it the other day. IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS LAST YEAR! So0o0o0o stupid! This is me officially proclaiming that I am going to try my hardest to boycott New Years Eve. For those of you who did very little on New Years, you are my idol. Not only because it shows you are above the holiday, but also because it proves you didn’t have to clean puke off your floor the first day of the year. Blah.
Where do I begin? New Years is quite possibly the most over-rated holiday EVER! LAME!! I was looking at my external hard drive the other day and ran across a video from New Years 2008. I was super excited to watch it. It was literally twenty seconds long. It consisted of a ten second countdown followed by ten seconds of everyone saying cheers with their drinks, drinking, wooting, then making out. L.A.M.E.
This New Years, I did the same video. I watched it the other day. IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS LAST YEAR! So0o0o0o stupid! This is me officially proclaiming that I am going to try my hardest to boycott New Years Eve. For those of you who did very little on New Years, you are my idol. Not only because it shows you are above the holiday, but also because it proves you didn’t have to clean puke off your floor the first day of the year. Blah.
Quotes 7
The Ten Commandments aren’t prefaced with, “If you’re in the mood.” -Laura Schlessinger
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show. –David Gerrold
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show. –David Gerrold
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Ouch
So0o0o0oo
my baby sister informed me this morning that my blog is getting super boring. LOL.....
She called me because she was bored at work (and needed some definitions....)... but also, she wanted an entertaining story from her big sis... Of course, I tried my hardest. I read her some quotes from one of my favorite movies right now: Juno.
Juno is about a high school girl who gets knocked up. She is totally sarcastic. She reminded my parents and my husband of me (when I get knocked up, that is....).... So0o0o, here are some Juno quotes....
[I got these quotes from JunoQuotes.com]
(looking at ads for adoptive parents)
Juno: They have ads for parents?
Leah: Yeah! Desperately seeking spawn
(telling her friends she preggers)
Leah: Yo yo yoiggady yo.
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. It's Bleeker's.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?
(her parents talking after she tells them she's knocked up)
Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming when she sat us down here?
Bren MacGuff: Yeah, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.
Mac MacGuff: That was my first instinct too. Or a D.W.I. Anything but this
(Juno's Dad talking about Juno's baby daddy)
Mac MacGuff: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.
(Juno talking to the adoptive parents, Vanessa and Mark)
Juno: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would, but I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea-monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Vanessa: That's great.
Mark: Keep it in the oven.
(talking to her friend)
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday.
Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.
(talking to her Dad)
Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy trouble because I gotta be honest I don't really much approve of you dating in your condition. That's, uh, that's kinda messed up.
Juno: No, Dad, it's not--
Mac MacGuff: I mean that's pretty skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?Juno: Please stop.
Mac MacGuff: Tore up from the floor up?
(talking to the adoptive parents about how hard it was for them to find a baby to adopt)
Juno: You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
(talking to the adoptive Momma when she should be at her house)
Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?
(talking to her friend at school about the ultrasound)
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.
Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
(talking to the adoptive father about how the deal is going to go down)
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?
Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]
Ahhhhh... Juno is amazing..... Please watch it.... :D
Kayla, I hope this entertains you enough... sorry for the boring blog... LOL
my baby sister informed me this morning that my blog is getting super boring. LOL.....
She called me because she was bored at work (and needed some definitions....)... but also, she wanted an entertaining story from her big sis... Of course, I tried my hardest. I read her some quotes from one of my favorite movies right now: Juno.
Juno is about a high school girl who gets knocked up. She is totally sarcastic. She reminded my parents and my husband of me (when I get knocked up, that is....).... So0o0o, here are some Juno quotes....
[I got these quotes from JunoQuotes.com]
(looking at ads for adoptive parents)
Juno: They have ads for parents?
Leah: Yeah! Desperately seeking spawn
(telling her friends she preggers)
Leah: Yo yo yoiggady yo.
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. It's Bleeker's.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?
(her parents talking after she tells them she's knocked up)
Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming when she sat us down here?
Bren MacGuff: Yeah, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.
Mac MacGuff: That was my first instinct too. Or a D.W.I. Anything but this
(Juno's Dad talking about Juno's baby daddy)
Mac MacGuff: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.
(Juno talking to the adoptive parents, Vanessa and Mark)
Juno: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would, but I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea-monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Vanessa: That's great.
Mark: Keep it in the oven.
(talking to her friend)
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday.
Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.
(talking to her Dad)
Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy trouble because I gotta be honest I don't really much approve of you dating in your condition. That's, uh, that's kinda messed up.
Juno: No, Dad, it's not--
Mac MacGuff: I mean that's pretty skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?Juno: Please stop.
Mac MacGuff: Tore up from the floor up?
(talking to the adoptive parents about how hard it was for them to find a baby to adopt)
Juno: You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
(talking to the adoptive Momma when she should be at her house)
Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?
(talking to her friend at school about the ultrasound)
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.
Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
(talking to the adoptive father about how the deal is going to go down)
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?
Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]
Ahhhhh... Juno is amazing..... Please watch it.... :D
Kayla, I hope this entertains you enough... sorry for the boring blog... LOL
Quotes 6
Don’t cry over spilled milk, pour yourself another glass. –Melissa McGee
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Ten Commandments to Live By:
You shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.
You shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
You shall not carry grudges, for trhey are the heaviest of all life’s burdens.
You shall face each problem as it comes. You can only andle one at a time anyway.
You shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows.
You shall not borrow other people’s problems. They can better care for tehm than you.
You shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone. Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now!
You shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own.
You shall not become “bogged down” by frustration, for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity and will only interfere with positive action.
You shall count your blessings, never overlooking the small ones, for a lot of small blessings add up to a big one.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
Ten Commandments to Live By:
You shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.
You shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
You shall not carry grudges, for trhey are the heaviest of all life’s burdens.
You shall face each problem as it comes. You can only andle one at a time anyway.
You shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows.
You shall not borrow other people’s problems. They can better care for tehm than you.
You shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone. Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now!
You shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own.
You shall not become “bogged down” by frustration, for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity and will only interfere with positive action.
You shall count your blessings, never overlooking the small ones, for a lot of small blessings add up to a big one.
Fletcher, Jim, and Roger Howerton. Simple Tips for Simple Living - For Women. New York: New Leaf P, Incorporated, 2003.
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