Dirty Talk

Talking dirty can still be clean! Or talking clean can be dirty! I am not sure which way to present this random story. One day this summer, Mark and I were driving and started talking about how clean statements could sound dirty if you said them the right way. For example: "I'll French your Fries" or (and more appropriate to where I am at) "I'll Czech your Republic." I thought that one was great! We were at dinner in Krakow (at an Italian cafe) with some of the other international students. Charles and Roman are two guys from France. They are great, fun guys. I was trying to explain my clean dirty talk and they didn't get it. I told Charles to say something in French. He looked at his food, looked at me, and said, "Bon Appitet!" You know where this is going! I proceeded to say, "Okay, great! Let's make that innappropriate! I'll bon your appitet!" Neither Charles, nor Roman got the joke. I'm pretty sure it was a quality one. One worth blogging about.... :)