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my baby sister informed me this morning that my blog is getting super boring. LOL.....

She called me because she was bored at work (and needed some definitions....)... but also, she wanted an entertaining story from her big sis... Of course, I tried my hardest. I read her some quotes from one of my favorite movies right now: Juno.

Juno is about a high school girl who gets knocked up. She is totally sarcastic. She reminded my parents and my husband of me (when I get knocked up, that is....).... So0o0o, here are some Juno quotes....

[I got these quotes from JunoQuotes.com]

(looking at ads for adoptive parents)
Juno: They have ads for parents?
Leah: Yeah! Desperately seeking spawn


(telling her friends she preggers)
Leah: Yo yo yoiggady yo.
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. It's Bleeker's.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?


(her parents talking after she tells them she's knocked up)
Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming when she sat us down here?
Bren MacGuff: Yeah, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.
Mac MacGuff: That was my first instinct too. Or a D.W.I. Anything but this


(Juno's Dad talking about Juno's baby daddy)
Mac MacGuff: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.


(Juno talking to the adoptive parents, Vanessa and Mark)
Juno: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would, but I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea-monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Vanessa: That's great.
Mark: Keep it in the oven.


(talking to her friend)
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday.
Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.


(talking to her Dad)
Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy trouble because I gotta be honest I don't really much approve of you dating in your condition. That's, uh, that's kinda messed up.
Juno: No, Dad, it's not--
Mac MacGuff: I mean that's pretty skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?Juno: Please stop.
Mac MacGuff: Tore up from the floor up?


(talking to the adoptive parents about how hard it was for them to find a baby to adopt)
Juno: You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

(talking to the adoptive Momma when she should be at her house)
Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?


(talking to her friend at school about the ultrasound)
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.
Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.


(talking to the adoptive father about how the deal is going to go down)
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?
Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]


Ahhhhh... Juno is amazing..... Please watch it.... :D

Kayla, I hope this entertains you enough... sorry for the boring blog... LOL