I weigh half of 300 pounds

So I went to the doctor today. I have a growth on my hand that is questionably an unborn child. Okay, I have no idea what it is... I thought it was a wart, but it's not...

Anyways

I digress....

Ummmmm... What is the first thing they do when you go to the doctor? Ummmm.. WEIGH YOUR FAT ASS

So there I am, remembering that they weigh you when you go to the doctor (I was in the waiting room)

I was attempting to make myself skinnier and lose weight...fast... breathing deeply, moving a lot to burn calories, etc.

It didn't work. When you step on those stupid scales at the doctor, there is a tab for 50, then 100, then 150. Let me say I have NEVER gotten to 150. And that, my friends, is exactly what happened to me at 3:12 pm today.

So, yeah, I'm like a small elephant. HALF OF 300 POUNDS. Ouch.

So I have to schedule another appointment for next month. Not to get a check up on my hand, but to get another run at that darn scale. Wish me luck.

Ribbit.... <-- That's what baby elephant's say.