Baby Fever? I'd rather have Swine Flu.....

This is me as an 8 hour old......Some things do get better with age.

I thought of the title of this blog post when I was in the shower. I almost started projectile vomiting I was so excited about it.

Last week Mark and I were at our friends house for dinner. They have a baby. I have no idea how old he is... although I can narrow his age down to between 1 and 5 years. I understand that this makes me a jerk. And slightly an idiot.

One of our other friends was over to their house. She is engaged. She started talking about babies. SHE IS ENGAGED. This is pretty much my worst nightmare. Anyways, she asked me about when Mark and I are planning to have kids. She had the same reaction as the interviewer at BBBS when I told her 2015. "You two are ridiculous." I think was the exact quote. I asked her about her plans.

"I have baby fever. Bad. We are going to start trying to have kids as soon as we get married."

This is fine with me. I have no problem with other people procreating. OTHER.PEOPLE.

The problem came when we were all leaving at the end of the night. This quote came out:

"We want to have kids while we are young. We figure we are going to have more money when we are older, so we can do whatever we want with no kids in the house and more money."

My reaction: [besides projectile vomiting] I think we may be opposites. I'd rather travel all over the world with Mark BEFORE he has old balls. Which (besides kiddies) are my second fear in the world.....

Bring.on.the.swine.flu....... ;)