Saturday, June 27, 2009

I want to be a standup comedian

If you have ever read my blog and choked on your soda pop because something made you laugh out loud. Or even make you go as far as to slap your knee. Or maybe you got mad at me after you read a post and projectile vomited on your computer. If you have done one (or three) of these things, you will understand why I want to be a standup comedian.

I’ve thought a lot about it, but I really am oh so scared. I could DEFINITELY use my blog for material. But I’m just scared of having to dodge tomatoes. That would suck.

Standup comedy is on my bucketlist. One of these days I will do it…. I’m just not going to promise I don’t have a bowel movement on stage….

Thoughts?

1 comment:

elephantsout said...

Let me know when and where, and I'll be there. Got some material for you: You should talk about how people always become "animal experts" when they go to the zoo by reading the stupid signs by the exhibits. "Toby, did you know that a rhino lives 70 years? Yea, yea, it's true. And they have a gestational period of 14 months! Did you know that." Yes, I know that because I am reading the sign at the same time as you. Ass.