The world is like a book. Not traveling is like only reading a page.: Inventors I want to make out with:

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Inventors I want to make out with:

The inventors of.....

Tampons
Chocolate
Cell Phones
Automobiles
Lined Paper
Computers
Text Messages
McDonald’s Sweet Tea
Deodorant
Victoria’s Secret Ipex Bras
Clearance Racks
Boys
Toothbrush/Toothpaste
Eyebrow Pencils
Debit Cards
Eyeliner
Waterproof Mascara
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Blizzard
Tanning Beds
Sunscreen
Christian Music
Live Music
Face Lotion
Radio
Hippies
The Beach/Ocean
Warm Weather
Electricity
Online Billing
Online Banking
Hair Straighteners
Boxed Hair Dye
Spandex Volleyball Shorts/ Spanx
Ponytail Holders
Cell Phones
Flat Shoes
Stilettos
Artwork
Blogs
Emails
Microsoft Excel
Calculators
Nail Polish
Contacts
Mechanical Pencils
and
Google

Any other inventors you would make out with?

I'm sure there will be a continuation to this post.....

Posted by ::Tiffany Baker:: at 2:04 AM

3 comments:

Rachel said...: I'd like to make out with Adam Smtih... Inventor of capitalism and he was kind of hot...

And the guy who invented cinnamon toast crunch and honey bunches of oats...

Nice list! :)

Love and miss you!; June 30, 2009 at 11:04 AM
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