Have you ever wanted to see something so bad you would give your left pinkie finger to see it? I have one of those things. This is where I must warn the reader that this is going to be inappropriate. I want to see an uncircumcised penis. Sorry Mom.
A friend of mine said it's like a flower that blooms. It still works the same. I imagine it to be something like the scene in Alien where the monster comes out of the chick's chest. I also must mention that Google Images is no help to me.
My husband is okay with my quest. Sometimes I even get mad at him for being circumcised. When asked about this nonchalant attitude toward my penis hunt, Mark said, "I just want her to see one so she will just shut up about it." Ah, I love that man....Alien wiener or not....
So here I am, on my hunt. An explorer, per say. One night, I was at a co-worker's housewarming party. I was discussing my current *cough* ...quest. I turned to one of the uncomfortable guys in the room. I proceeded to ask if he was circumcised. After recovering from the shock of my question, he unfortunately informed me he was snipped. Disappointed, I asked each of the men at the party the condition of his....member. All were circumcised. I thought it was absolutely hilarious to get a rise out of each individual.
...Is that an appropriate use of "rise"? ....haha* Anyways...
Later that week, a group of us were at a local bar. Determined, I was still on my hunt. I was with some of the same co-workers who saw my previous tangent at the housewarming party. I still thought I was being hilarious.
One of my guy friends from work was with us. I texted him the question. "Are you circumcised?" When he got the message, he got all embarrassed and looked at me. "Why do you want to know? Oh, now everyone is going to know...." As he texted me back.
Do you see where this is going? OMG NOOOOOOOO.....Yes! He answered.....NO
OMG
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Now it wasn't funny to me. --just awkward. But you know me, when everyone else thinks it is hilarious or awesome or both, I.just.can't.stop....
"What would it take for me to see that bad boy?"
"Haha!" He said, "A lot of liqour...."
After ordering shots of tequila, he kept his pants on.
Now I feel really bad for "outing" my co-worker and his weird winkie. But I can't help but wonder....What is hiding under those Dockers?
Mark and I moved to Naples, Italy on April 22, 2012. We will be there for three years and will be documenting all aspects of our crazy new life overseas. Enjoy! Ciao! -The Bakers
2 comments:
bahahahahaha! I remember this quest! If I recall, I think I sneaked on your computer and made your wall paper an un snipped winky once! I wish you luck on this quest! You are so funny!!
Haha, what a funny post!
Perhaps I can help enlighten you on this topic, as I am man with a foreskin, and someone who has studied this topic a lot (because I feel circumcising an infant is a violation of human rights, though often done with the best of intentions)
I think it is useful to know that the way the foreskin moves back and forth over the head of the penis is sometimes referred to as "the gliding mechanism". Perhaps a better explanation would be to call it "built-in lube".
This mobility not only works in favor for the man, but also for the woman by reducing the amount of abrasive friction during sexual activity. The foreskin pulls back as the penis pushes into the vagina, so it stimulates her while also not creating the type of friction that causes tearing. It isn't like rubbing two sticks together, if that makes sense.
As the penis withdraws from the vagina on the outstroke, the foreskin rolls back over the head of the penis, completing the fluid motion. The end effect is similar to having a layer of lubricant that doesn't dry up.
Adding to this, the foreskin actually catches a females wetness that the penis would otherwise have pulled out, and exposes it again on the in-stroke, keeping sex wetter and more pleasurable.
So, this is actually a very functional aspect to sexual intercourse.
I also wanted to point out that the foreskin itself is extremely sensitive, and totally unique to the rest of the penis. Unlike the head of the penis, or the shaft of the penis, the foreskin has nerve endings similar to those found in the fingertips and lips. In fact, it has thousands upon thousands of them!
To see an animated image that demonstrates the movement of the skin, please look at this link:
http://www.circumstitions.com/completeman/Foreskin5x.gif
Also, to see more images and videos that show how the foreskin moves, check out this page:
http://www.circumstitions.com/completeman/
I hope you found this helpful. :p
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