I got a text from my sister the other day. It said: “I had to get blood work done and I was just told I have the best veins ever… is that a compliment? LOL”
I have a friend who gets her cho cha waxed every so often. One time, the Chinese woman kept talking about her beautiful vagine.
This is me acknowledging that these are NOT, in fact, COMPLIMENTS. I’m taking a stand. (to the utter embarrassment of my mother)
The phlebotomist talking to my sister about her blood filled veins was a down-right weirdo. And the perky Asian whacking the hairs right off my friend’s nether regions was a whacko herself. (get it? …. Haha* I thought whacko may have crossed a line, but I’m willing to take the risk if it receives a chuckle from one person out there.)
If you are going to comment on my body, please note: veins and cho chas are hereby off limits.
1 comment:
I must say, I wanted to be flattered... but instead I was just very very confused... ;)
Post a Comment