Oh HAIL no.. don’t you dare go and get excited that I’m possibly impregnated… no no NO. Marko and I are in agreement that babies would cramp our style these days. So we are opting out of the queen size bed, and sleeping in the bunk beds in our hotel room.
Mark and I HAVE to get off this base. EVERYONE here has at LEAST one baby and AT LEAST another on the way. Here is how "meeting someone" goes:
Mark: "Hi! I'm Mark! This is my wife, Tiffany!"
Potential friend: "Hi! I'm (___) and this is my wife, (____). Do you have any kids?"
Mark: "Nope."
... Potential friend: "Are you trying?"
Mark: "Nope."
Potential friend: "Oh."
....long, awkward silence....
Mark: "Okay, well... talk to you later..."
Too much fertility/baby fever around here for us to be comfortable....
People here say “it’s in the water…even if you aren’t trying, you will get pregnant.” Let me be clear. NOPE. And (just to be safe) we aren’t drinking water… We are going to stick to wine. 
Ciao!
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