Alright... One more....

I also have to add this one. Imagine there are seven tables in this entire diner.... ((because there are)).....

There was a guy sitting at the next table across from Mark and I. He came in, sat down, and started drinking the coffee the waitress already had waiting for him. :-)

THEN, someone in the corner (let's call him Earl) said (apparently) this guys' name. ((Let's call HIM Chuck))

EARL: Hey there, Chuck! How are you?
CHUCK: Hey there, Earl! [and here comes the doozy....] I didn't even see you over there!

OKAY! STOP SHOW! CUT CAMERA! CALL IN THE TROOPS! Was this guy SERIOUS?!?!

Seven tables, each seating four... equates to 28 potential people [at maximum capacity] in the ENTIRE ROOM/RESTAURANT that you might know.

You are FACING the guy, have been sipping your coffee looking in that direction for five full minutes and you REALLY DIDN'T SEE HIM!?!!?!

C'mon CHUCK! GET IT TOGETHER!

I thought itwas time for an experiment.....I wanted to take off my shirt and flash the guy.... My husband stopped me..... He said it probably wasn't the best idea.... BUT [in theory] CHUCK WOULDN'T HAVE SEEN ME, RIGHT?!?!