Did you know that Mello Yello reduces a guys' sperm count? Apparently there is an ingredient in it (like Yellow 5 or something) that, word on the street says, makes a boy less fertile. Now, I usually don't condone people consuming carbonated beverages that contain empty calories, but this one seems to have a little extra bonus! So drink up, Markie! Keep those spermies to yourself, son!
ps- My mom is FOR SURE going to punch in the tooth when she reads this one.... :-)
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