So on Friday the 13, I woke up at 8:05 am. The latest I can be at workis 8:30. I got there at 8:28. I thank ya. How is that possible, youmight ask? Well, let me tell you... You are required to look like ahomeless person (with your teeth brushed, of course) and it isIMPERATIVE that you drive TOO FAST on the interstate on the way to work.My justification for this excessive speed was: If I got pulled over,THAT would be my excuse for being late! What was my excuse before that?That I'm still in college mode? That I am lazy? That my flannel sheetson my bed are absolutely amazing and send me into a temporary coma eachnight? A coma that I am fortunate enough to wake up from every morning?....((and Almost every morning on time, might I add......!?!?!?))
No, I didn't get a ticket.
Yes, I brushed my teeth.
Yes, I got there on time.
Yes, I looked homeless.
Don't. Judge. Me.
Mark and I moved to Naples, Italy on April 22, 2012. We will be there for three years and will be documenting all aspects of our crazy new life overseas. Enjoy! Ciao! -The Bakers
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