Rant

There is someone out there for everyone. I have proof.

The other day I was at the gas station picking up a polar pop. There was a guy getting a Mountain Dew when I was pouring my Diet Coke. These are important details. Haha* I got behind him in line. He asked the attendant for a single Swisher Sweet Cigar. After he paid $1.81, it was my turn.

Then the cat held the door for me. He walked to his van and got in. His van was already running. These are the type of people you have to watch out for. When they are not afraid to leave their car unattended and running while they purchase their single cigar and Mountain Dew, you know they have a gun to protect their schnizzle.

As I got into my car, thug mansion rolled down his passenger side window.... Oh man...

"What's your name, girl?" he asked.

I laughed and just said "Uhhhh...Sorry." And got in my car.

WHAT THE HECK!??! Did he really think he brought his A game? Do you think spending $1.81 at the gas station and hopping into your van afterwards merits you talking to the chick who clearly hasn't showered today? Did he really think I thought he enjoyed the taste of cigars sold in singles?

I really need to shower before stepping into public. Even if I plan to spend less than a dollar.

What the heck was that guy thinking, anyway? I only like boys who drink Mello Yello.