Rudolph

Straight.up.Rudolph.

I have blown my nose CONSTANTLY for the last four days and nights. And now here I am. All swollen and red and nasty. Seriously, I am NOT a big fan of colds... yikes.....

My schnoze is like a flippin faucet. Grooooooosssssss.

All day I've had people around me sniffling. At first I thought they had the same condition as I did. Turns out, they were trying to drop a (not so subtle) hint that I had flippin snot running down my face.

MMmmmmMMMM....

Snot filled grill.... Yummy...