Escalator

I observed something the other day that I just had to share:

I was at the Indianapolis airport. There were three escalators. Two were working. The airport was busy and both escalators were packed.

“They should really fix that escalator.” I thought as I hopped my lazy caboose on the middle escalator. About 2/3 of the way up, I had an epiphany……

A broken escalator is A SET OF STAIRS!!!!!

OMG

We are so lazy and stupid! Why did the airport workers just move the cones and (*gasp*) let people ‘WALK’ and get some (*gasp*) cardio?!??!?!?!