Travel to the Holy Lands/ See the Pyramids
Have children/ Be a GrandParent
Join the Peace Corps/ Serve on a mission trip to Africa
Get married in Vegas
Run the marathon at the North Pole
See a naked....small person....
Get a vibrator (or some other ridiculous sex toy) through security at an airport without getting maced
Hump Brad Pitt's leg and tell my inmates about it afterward
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