MELANIE

So I have an out of state fan. And I don’t even know her. But I like her. This is why: I met Emily when we were in college. Our love of accounting and hatred for Dr. C. brought us together. She was one of the most clownin people I’ve ever met. She also would say just about whatever was on her mind. I’m in love with people who don’t have a filter. And Emily did not. Emily fo sho is the friend who would say, "Gross, you have a huge booger." Not the one who would give you subtle hints like scratching their nose or something. I shared some of my April Fools Day blog posts with Emily, who shared them with Melanie. Who wanted more. Well, Melanie! That certainly is a lot of pressure, but I will try my best! Welcome!

PS- I truly feel like I’ve made it… and a total douchebag for even posting this….