We were brainwashed as children. That’s what Kayla’s boyfriend, Jeremy, says anyway.
Mom never let us have mayonnaise, cream cheese, sour cream, cheesecake, or other delicacies, because she didn’t like them. Kayla and I didn’t realize what was happening because we were so naïve. Who knew that you could put mayo on your turkey and cheese sandwich? Or that the Cheesecake Factory wasn’t, in fact, the devil?
It wasn’t until Kayla and I moved out of the house and away from our brainwasher that we started (secretly) experimenting with the off-limit foods. Turns out, WE LIKED ‘EM! I remember Kayla KILLING multiple cheesecakes on occasion! She LOVED them! ((Luckily she runs 50 to 70 miles per week….)) I found out that I love tuna salad, of which (*gasp*) mayonnaise is an ingredient.
Jeremy truly thinks we were deprived as children, and it is only now that I understand why. Thanks a lot, Pammer…..
Mark and I moved to Naples, Italy on April 22, 2012. We will be there for three years and will be documenting all aspects of our crazy new life overseas. Enjoy! Ciao! -The Bakers
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