Yeah, this time last year I was in the Czech Republic telling everyone who read my blog that I was preggo. Then 24 hours later I was confirming I was not by wearing the tightest shirt I owned and drinking a beer. That's actually how I see myself 'celebrating' when I actually do find out I'm knocked up. Anyways, the point of that story is it is a year later and I'm in the United States instead of Europe. Damnit.
This year, I am celebrating April Fools Day by letting everyone know that I am not pregnant. In fact, I am going to go one step further and booze tonight. I also am going to post it like it's hot today. Throughout the day, I am going to reminisce about the pranks I have played on my siblings... and them on me in some cases.....
But to reminisce on last year, I copy-pasted the posts......
Positive
I apologize to all of those people who were offended about my 'tangent' blog post. Yesterday, Rach and I went to the hospital after a home pregnancy test came back positive. I haven't gotten my period since I have been here, but thought it was related to stress and the change of atmosphere. Turns out it was for a different reason. Yep, you guessed it, I'm pregnant! Sometimes life throws unexpected curveballs at you, but I am very excited about this one! Cannot wait to see you all in a month!! AGGGHHH!!!!!.... Guess this means no more pivo for me.....
Negative
Okay, it was an April Fools Day joke... I held pretty strong all day... It was easier to keep the secret via email, but hard to keep it with my new friends here... I had some people telling me congrats and letting me know what a fun mom I was going to be... I felt terrible! haha* Anyways, to prove I wasn't preggo, I went to a party downstairs in the dorms last night and brought a beer.... I got some crazy looks until Darren came up to me and informed me it was not okay to booze while I was preggo. I said, "Great! Because I'm not!" The pic is of Darren and I! :)
Classic reactions include:
Jenny: "Hunnie...the only one you MAY trick is Steph. Not me though, my dear :) I'm not buying it for a second. MUAH!!"
Abby: "I CANT BELIEVE YOUR PREGNANT!!!!!!! how far along are you?? What are you going to do about the wedding, and your beautiful dress....Tell me girly, I need some details. What did your parents and marky say???I MISS YOU!!!!XOXOXO to you and the wee one from Terre Haute :)"
Emily: "Abby fell for your April Fools Day prank... Nice job..."
Chris: "you'll be 8 months preggy at your wedding! :) Hopefully you will make it through the rest of your semester without morning sickness and all that other stuff! Okay, I'm done for the day. If I look at your blog tomorrow and it says APRIL FOOLS just now you got a butt kicking coming! :) Love you! "
Bridget: "haha. good one. too funny. looks like there is no more pub visiting for you. "
Amanda: "Whatever dude...Im not stupid...its APRIL FOOLS!!! But if you are pregnant I STILL LOVE YOU AND CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU!!! (the only one that will fall for this is probably Steph....haha ) ;) MISSS YOU!!!"
Kate: "Sorry Tiff I didn't take you seriously for one second, at least say something believable like you have herpes or something hahahaha kiiiiiiiidding!! "
Kayla: "you don't have me fooled missy... I do belive you waited till april 1st to post this... ;) "
Mark: "No you aren't! Take that down! Do you know how much damage control I'm going to have to do because of this?!?! TAKE THAT DOWN! I'm serious! Pretty cool, Tiff! You are on the other side of the world! Laugh it up! TAKE THAT DOWN! I still love you though...."It's not down, but at least I admitted it's false... Sorry, Markie! :)
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! ENJOY!
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